smileyoureinheavennow:

So I took some pictures with my guinea pig…

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Me: *eats salad*
Me: have I lost weight yet?

So I took some pictures with my guinea pig…

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun
officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted
awkward-lee:


i-volunteer:

upperstories:

tony-the-talking-pizzer:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

THE LEG KILLED ME

falling with style

i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach

the fact that the coach is her father makes this funnier

sup-london:

whenever you try to fall asleep during hot summer nights

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farmanimals:

you can say things get pretty sexual after 9:00
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